Dearest potential readers, dissidents, free thinkers, intellectuals, and people with a genuine dark sense of humour,
I can't exactly promise what this blog will be about or what it's primary premise will be. I can, however, assure you what it won't be. It will not be a celebrity gossip blog. Unless I'm making fun of the vapid existence of a celebrity I don't care what they do in their personal life. This will also not be a blog that becomes a journal. I have a journal and I enjoy it. I'm not going to burden you with reading about my problems which really aren't that bad.
As of right now, while I work the kinks out of this, I think I'll merely use this as a means of satire and witty observations about the world and everything that is happening in it. I don't play sides in politics and I'm genuinely a pretty potent misanthrope. Trust me, potential readers, living on Long Island has given me plenty of ammo on what to tear apart. Stay tuned, kiddies.
